Dan Fortin

Dan requires just 3 things to get through any given day: his beard, his beanie, and a burrito packed with chicken nuggets. Dan is notorious for being connected to more back-burner Secret Stage projects than anybody else on the team, and hopefully some of those eventually see the light of day. PRO TIP: Dan is very adverse to trying new things, but with a bottle ranch dressing at your side, you'll be making the rules, guaranteed.

At Secret Stage, Dan keeps us on schedule and makes sure we're always operating at our best. You can also hear him weekly on The Secret Stage Show!